Day 36

The Babycrat poos very infrequently. This might not have been a problem if not for the fact that it causes him to, well, how shall we put this, release rather pungent gas. The pediatrician advised me, his food source, to drink prune juice and eat more papaya to help him go. One day, after the Babycrat let out particularly noxious fumes at a supermarket, no doubt making many people think I was the culprit, I bought three bottles of prune juice at one go.