Day 50
A colleague had given me this baby float for the Babycrat to play with. While taking it home, I took the office lift which also stopped at the gym. I was hoping someone in the lift would ask me why I was carrying that float, because I had the perfect answer. "Swimming lessons", I would reply with a deadpan expression. Alas, no one asked me about the float. (It is, by the way, not a float meant for swimming lessons.)